Tuesday, July 18, 2006

My proposal for World Peace....

Observation: It is impossible to sneak up on someone while wearing flip-flops (thongs, for the Aussies out there)....
Proposal: Ban all footwear OTHER THAN flip-flops.....
This proposal would have the added benefit that, with no other footwear available, invading armies would be handicapped by rough terrain, wouldn't be able to invade in winter (or even go out of their houses), and no army would be better equipped foot-wise, than any other!
Perfect! I see no flaws in this proposal.....

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