How to bang into walls and barf without getting drunk!

1) Go swimming in contaminated water

2) Get an ear infection

3) Go deaf

4) Get periodic bouts of vertigo....

This fun method cuts out the middle-man "alcohol" and gets you right to the "spins" and lets you experience them for 48 hours or longer!!!!

This is pretty much the same as the fun of sea-sickness without the benefit of bracing sea air....

Enjoy!